Unfortunately, as some of you may already know, Penthouse yesterday published pictures of board member miss Amanda in what is to be the biggest controversy to hit Random-Friends blog. Miss Amanda appeared on the front page wearing a skimpy bikini, causing outrage throughout the community. On behalf of Random-Friends I would like to apologise to all the shareholders for this occurence. Let me assure you that this will not happen again, we have taken every precaution to make sure that any other pictures that our lascivious Amanda may want to take (and we hope she takes more) will not be linked to Random Friends. However, this means that Amanda has been banned from taking part in any further elections as well as being kicked of the board members.


On another note, I would like to make everyone aware that there has not been and will never be a sexual relationship between me and Simon, as neither of us is gay. I do however want to point out that homophobic behaviour is not tolerated on this blog! The people want a leader who can tolerate any race, any belief and any sexual preference. Having said that, this administration does support nude or sexy pictures, so fans, please send them in (with a phone number).

Thanks again for your continued support.

your beloved CEO Jonny