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So today is a day of complete and utter boredom for you dear reader. It is the only possible explanation for your visit to this now officially deceased blog. Maybe it was still in your favourites and you were wondering what it was having forgotten about its existance. Is it time to delete it from that favourites list? After all they are called favourites for a reason (unless you use Firefox (as you should be) and they are called Bookmarks, makes much more sense doesnt it)

So anyways, I don't wanna stay on here and rant about your internet explorer issues, after all you are already bored and we don't wanna make things worse. So lets instead skip ahead to more interesting facts. Are there any interesting facts to tell you? I'm not actually sure; as I write this I am desperately trying to think of something even slightly entertaining to write after this sentence. Well, I failed. Or maybe I didn't and that was all a ploy to waste some time. But forget that, lets move on once again.

So tonight i'm gonna go play laser game... Very interesting I know. For now i'm waiting for Nadia to get ready, as she is very slow. Women! So back to laser game before I get scratched. Going down to play with Amanda, Myles, Vanessa, Simon, Nadia and perhaps even Tao. Quite a mix really. Well I will discuss individuals, that could pass some time.

Amanda...
Now this is an interesting one. A nice person (when she makes the effort) but a terrible Laser Game player. She may not go down in history as the worst player ever, thanks mainly to Fred, but she is certainly down there somewhere. Perhaps she is scared of breaking a nail, or perhaps its the fact that she giggles while she plays thus attracting enemy fire constantly.

Myles...
Now i don't even remember if i played this game with Myles before. If i did he obviously was not a very exciting player, either to play with or against. I can imagine he will be the person following the giggles from Amanda though... Cheeky Cheeky.

Vanessa...
This is one strange inclusion to the squad. Never before have I seen her in action, in fact few have. Therefore not much to say, just some advice for her perhaps. Don't giggle or care about your nails.

Simon...
Simon is a special case, he used to suck, in fact i'm pretty sure he still does, but he is slightly smarter than the average Laser Game player, thus he has found an easy technique. A popular amongst 'noobs' online, Simon is knows as the "camper". Many look down on this awful tactic but I must admit he does have a rather good aim. He has managed to beat me once, but as most agree, it was pure luck.

Nadia...
This is another interesting player. She doesn't seem to care much about her nails, but she gets terrorised whilst in the field. She will hide behind barrels, but unlike campers (such as Simon) she will not open fire. It is quite a strange technique, but it does seem to work when other players are getting shot at a lot, since her score remains at 0, whilst the rest go into negative. A risky one, but worth a shot if you're a pansy.

Tao...
Well i'm sure theres much to say about Tao's skills, even if I havent had the pleasure of seeing him in action either. Tao must not be excellent at this game, due to reduced reaction time and impaired vision.

Anyways, Nadia has finished preparing herself. Isn't that great, so off I go to dinner. Obviously to a very expensive place to spend lots of money, cause thats just what us folks in Villars do, isn't it...

Love ya all!!!

J