Simon seems to have decided for himself that the blog be doomed. It is however clear that Simon is insane. Don't listen to him, or you might just end up like him. Anyways, for entertainment purposes I am posting pictures of the crew: Amanda, Art, Simon and Myself (i'm excluding the lazy non-posters)

So here they are (I don't think i need label them):

Ladies and Gentlemen, you may or may not have noticed that the elections have begun for the next CEO. I urge you to click on that link on the right and vote for Jonny.

You are all aware of my achievements as CEO of M-M (Mindless-Minds) and are fully aware of how I made you laugh, smile, giggle and even sometimes ROFL and LMAO.

Remember that all the videos posted on this site were uploaded by me, and were all edited by me. No other poster has provided you with video entertainment. Also note that the best, most interesting and funniest posts were written by me.

Remember that this blog would not be the same without me, VOTE FOR JONNY NOW!

Thank you

Jonny, CEO

P.S If you don't agree with the above post, please be charitable and vote for me anyways.

I was reading through the news, as one does, and fell on something about the Scots! So what better to do than write about them!

Clubbers in Scotland (yes thats ScotlandWales in the picture) last night came out of clubs to realise it had been snowing since they had started partying drinking. The drunk scots were obviously happy about this event, as snow in Glasgow doesn't fall that often. However, as they drunkenly made their ways to their cars they actually realised it was rather cold, and there was rather a lot of snow, and that hey... the roads were closed (or simply unaccessible).

What to do? what to do? There were 3,000 stranded clubbers, most of them drunk and tired. Well the higher class people (of which there are few in Scotland) went to hotels (and thats still 1* hotels, surely) whilst the stupid ones slept under bus stations. The rest just camped inside the nightclub, oh wouldn't you like to have been clubbing in Chinawhite or Aura when that happened, camp with a bunch of models and all; unfortunately clubs aren't quite the same in Glasgow, so it was sleeping with the stench of beer (which still beats the stench of cigarettes one most agree) (smoking in public places is illegal in Scotland in case you're ignorant). There isn't any information on anyone walking home or sleeping inside their car for some reason.


Anyways, after continuing to read the article I realised that only 6 lines of text were dedicated to the 3,000 or so clubbers which were stranded. This left me with nothing more to write. I'm sure airport closures and pregnant women airlifted by the RAF to hospitals and all aint very interesting to you. (but hey Amanda, at least you're 'reading' the news (for those of you who are unaware, Amanda (yes, a current candidate for CEO position) told me she enjoyed my article about news because it kept her up to date, claiming she never actually read the news otherwise. Do you need an ignorant CEO who doesn't even know whats happening in the world? I'll leave it at that) no? (that no is for the first bracket, i hate brackets!) )

Anyways, in conclusion: The Scots are stranded, Amanda doesn't read the news and Jonny has a problem with brackets. [don't you wish you had just read the conclusion and avoided having to read all that? ooh, square brackets, niiice]

Jonathan, Current beloved CEO and ruler of the crapulous (thanks Kitti, whoever you are)

As you may know, the blog has been kinda boring lately, so I thought i'd liven it up a little by posting a tribute to alcohol. What best to liven things up than making fun of drunk people? Exactly...


Enjoy!

Jonny, CEO

Well it seems like the world is not as interesting as I would have hoped, and there really isn't anything sexist or politically incorrect for me to comment/agree/shock with. This is both good news and bad news. The bad news is that this means that I will have a hard time finding anything where I can write something shocking or even witty(!), the good news is however, that the most interesting news of the week is that there has been major scandals on this blog, including me I must admit. (let me just clarify that I am not a Vampire, although I do frequent one occasionally (even though she's been ditching me recently hint hint) oh yeah gotta close another bracket).

So anyways, news this week. hmm, well here is whats been happening:

£53 million stolen, a couple million found, a couple people arrested and well we aren't been told anything interesting there. Except that Art was involved in the heist but managed to find enough money to pay the cops to keep him free. Noone yet knows where he did get that money from though. Stupid police...

Glitter boy being a paedophile, with a name like that, who didn't see it coming, lets face it. (no Art, there is no puns in there about cum and faces you perv)

Coca Cola, believe it or not, threatened (seriously) to remove their vending machines network from schools after the education secretary banned junk food from schools. The quote of the week for sure is coca cola claiming schools would suffer from the removal of such "a highly efficient country-wide beverage distribution system". Actually no wait, this must be the quote of the day, Coca-Cola's letter argued that many soft drinks provided "significant nutritional and functional benefits". waha, who you kidding.

A big story this week was also that Breast screening tests could lead to 10% of those checked, getting unnecessary treatment. This was obviously in Sweden, as Swedish researchers looked at over 42,000 women/breasts from 1976 to 1986. Thats just what happens when you leave Swedish people to build these machines. The women are so hot that they gotta build machines that make them come back again and again.

Well i'm tired of reading the news. I think i'll just stick to the Metro, much more entertaining. Or maybe i'll just make up some news. Or maybe I have already, oooh wouldn't you like to know... no? yeah didn't think so, was worth a try. Hey i'm really bored today, maybe I should've gone to lectures, you wouldn't have had to get bored reading what i'm writing... wait a minute, it's a choice, if you got all the way down here it means you're bored too! congratulations!

The random-friends community was today, once again, placed in a state of total shock. Pictures revealing leading CEO candidate Dr Art in a strip club seemingly under the influence of alcohol and drugs were found yesterday afternoon. The R-F investigation commitee has begun a full enquiry on the photos.

Art was unavailable for questioning by R-F officials, but it is hoped that there will be comments on his location by a member of his office later today.

It is clear that such behaviour is unnacceptable for a CEO, or indeed any member of such a brilliant community, it is therefore my responsability, as current CEO and as beloved member of R-F to declare Art's campaign void. (does that make sense?)

I want to also take this opportunity to thank you all again for your continued support. I know you love me, I love you too.

Jonathan, Beloved CEO