The random-friends community was today, once again, placed in a state of total shock. Pictures revealing leading CEO candidate Dr Art in a strip club seemingly under the influence of alcohol and drugs were found yesterday afternoon. The R-F investigation commitee has begun a full enquiry on the photos.

Art was unavailable for questioning by R-F officials, but it is hoped that there will be comments on his location by a member of his office later today.

It is clear that such behaviour is unnacceptable for a CEO, or indeed any member of such a brilliant community, it is therefore my responsability, as current CEO and as beloved member of R-F to declare Art's campaign void. (does that make sense?)

I want to also take this opportunity to thank you all again for your continued support. I know you love me, I love you too.

Jonathan, Beloved CEO