Its that time of year again! When the sun is out, the ladies are wearing skimpy clothes, children are playing in the parks and I am stuck at home studying. Well, I say studying, but I really mean avoiding it. Which is why i'm writing on here again. Funnily enough last time I wrote here was last time I was supposed to be studying.

I don't have anything funny to tell you this time (unlike last time, cause I read through it and was thouroughly entertained by myself) so I will just leave it at that, and hope short and sweet will have entertained you enough. (and by you I am talking to myself in the future because there is obviously noone else that visits this site)

Future Jonny, its your last year! get back to work!

Present (Past) Jonny

Hello everyone!

It has been a while since anyone last posted on here. The popularity of the blog has been ever increasing however since my snake impersonation months ago. We have had to switch our blog to a new server to meet demand.

So anyways, I am with Jeremy at the moment, doing what some people call studying. Most people wouldn't call it that as we don't seem to be very good at it. My exam is in 6 days however, so I do still have loads of time! After our really long and arduous studying hour (yes thats 1 hour) (don't tell Jeremy's mum though) (Jeremy keeps looking over my shoulder instead of working) (Bastard)
Anyways, moving on... We are heading to the Sauna! Yey! With lots of Hot Hot Hot girls obviously, cause thats just how we roll... I'm sure you have all seen through this blatant lie, but we can still wish... It is an apartments Sauna so there is still hope left...

Well I think I will stop here because this is not only distracting me from my work, which is in fact due to finish in 4 minutes (we do set ourselves starting and ending points, aren't we reasonable!) but its also distracting Jeremy, who is in fact in a bit of a crisis I think since he just called the guy who wrote his exercise book, Funny. I'm beginning to wonder if sticking him in a steaming hot room is such a good idea...

Goodbye people, expect another post in the next year or so!

Jonny

Yaaaaaawwwwwnnnnnnnn

So today is a day of complete and utter boredom for you dear reader. It is the only possible explanation for your visit to this now officially deceased blog. Maybe it was still in your favourites and you were wondering what it was having forgotten about its existance. Is it time to delete it from that favourites list? After all they are called favourites for a reason (unless you use Firefox (as you should be) and they are called Bookmarks, makes much more sense doesnt it)

So anyways, I don't wanna stay on here and rant about your internet explorer issues, after all you are already bored and we don't wanna make things worse. So lets instead skip ahead to more interesting facts. Are there any interesting facts to tell you? I'm not actually sure; as I write this I am desperately trying to think of something even slightly entertaining to write after this sentence. Well, I failed. Or maybe I didn't and that was all a ploy to waste some time. But forget that, lets move on once again.

So tonight i'm gonna go play laser game... Very interesting I know. For now i'm waiting for Nadia to get ready, as she is very slow. Women! So back to laser game before I get scratched. Going down to play with Amanda, Myles, Vanessa, Simon, Nadia and perhaps even Tao. Quite a mix really. Well I will discuss individuals, that could pass some time.

Amanda...
Now this is an interesting one. A nice person (when she makes the effort) but a terrible Laser Game player. She may not go down in history as the worst player ever, thanks mainly to Fred, but she is certainly down there somewhere. Perhaps she is scared of breaking a nail, or perhaps its the fact that she giggles while she plays thus attracting enemy fire constantly.

Myles...
Now i don't even remember if i played this game with Myles before. If i did he obviously was not a very exciting player, either to play with or against. I can imagine he will be the person following the giggles from Amanda though... Cheeky Cheeky.

Vanessa...
This is one strange inclusion to the squad. Never before have I seen her in action, in fact few have. Therefore not much to say, just some advice for her perhaps. Don't giggle or care about your nails.

Simon...
Simon is a special case, he used to suck, in fact i'm pretty sure he still does, but he is slightly smarter than the average Laser Game player, thus he has found an easy technique. A popular amongst 'noobs' online, Simon is knows as the "camper". Many look down on this awful tactic but I must admit he does have a rather good aim. He has managed to beat me once, but as most agree, it was pure luck.

Nadia...
This is another interesting player. She doesn't seem to care much about her nails, but she gets terrorised whilst in the field. She will hide behind barrels, but unlike campers (such as Simon) she will not open fire. It is quite a strange technique, but it does seem to work when other players are getting shot at a lot, since her score remains at 0, whilst the rest go into negative. A risky one, but worth a shot if you're a pansy.

Tao...
Well i'm sure theres much to say about Tao's skills, even if I havent had the pleasure of seeing him in action either. Tao must not be excellent at this game, due to reduced reaction time and impaired vision.

Anyways, Nadia has finished preparing herself. Isn't that great, so off I go to dinner. Obviously to a very expensive place to spend lots of money, cause thats just what us folks in Villars do, isn't it...

Love ya all!!!

J

Simon seems to have decided for himself that the blog be doomed. It is however clear that Simon is insane. Don't listen to him, or you might just end up like him. Anyways, for entertainment purposes I am posting pictures of the crew: Amanda, Art, Simon and Myself (i'm excluding the lazy non-posters)

So here they are (I don't think i need label them):

Ladies and Gentlemen, you may or may not have noticed that the elections have begun for the next CEO. I urge you to click on that link on the right and vote for Jonny.

You are all aware of my achievements as CEO of M-M (Mindless-Minds) and are fully aware of how I made you laugh, smile, giggle and even sometimes ROFL and LMAO.

Remember that all the videos posted on this site were uploaded by me, and were all edited by me. No other poster has provided you with video entertainment. Also note that the best, most interesting and funniest posts were written by me.

Remember that this blog would not be the same without me, VOTE FOR JONNY NOW!

Thank you

Jonny, CEO

P.S If you don't agree with the above post, please be charitable and vote for me anyways.

I was reading through the news, as one does, and fell on something about the Scots! So what better to do than write about them!

Clubbers in Scotland (yes thats ScotlandWales in the picture) last night came out of clubs to realise it had been snowing since they had started partying drinking. The drunk scots were obviously happy about this event, as snow in Glasgow doesn't fall that often. However, as they drunkenly made their ways to their cars they actually realised it was rather cold, and there was rather a lot of snow, and that hey... the roads were closed (or simply unaccessible).

What to do? what to do? There were 3,000 stranded clubbers, most of them drunk and tired. Well the higher class people (of which there are few in Scotland) went to hotels (and thats still 1* hotels, surely) whilst the stupid ones slept under bus stations. The rest just camped inside the nightclub, oh wouldn't you like to have been clubbing in Chinawhite or Aura when that happened, camp with a bunch of models and all; unfortunately clubs aren't quite the same in Glasgow, so it was sleeping with the stench of beer (which still beats the stench of cigarettes one most agree) (smoking in public places is illegal in Scotland in case you're ignorant). There isn't any information on anyone walking home or sleeping inside their car for some reason.


Anyways, after continuing to read the article I realised that only 6 lines of text were dedicated to the 3,000 or so clubbers which were stranded. This left me with nothing more to write. I'm sure airport closures and pregnant women airlifted by the RAF to hospitals and all aint very interesting to you. (but hey Amanda, at least you're 'reading' the news (for those of you who are unaware, Amanda (yes, a current candidate for CEO position) told me she enjoyed my article about news because it kept her up to date, claiming she never actually read the news otherwise. Do you need an ignorant CEO who doesn't even know whats happening in the world? I'll leave it at that) no? (that no is for the first bracket, i hate brackets!) )

Anyways, in conclusion: The Scots are stranded, Amanda doesn't read the news and Jonny has a problem with brackets. [don't you wish you had just read the conclusion and avoided having to read all that? ooh, square brackets, niiice]

Jonathan, Current beloved CEO and ruler of the crapulous (thanks Kitti, whoever you are)

As you may know, the blog has been kinda boring lately, so I thought i'd liven it up a little by posting a tribute to alcohol. What best to liven things up than making fun of drunk people? Exactly...


Enjoy!

Jonny, CEO

Well it seems like the world is not as interesting as I would have hoped, and there really isn't anything sexist or politically incorrect for me to comment/agree/shock with. This is both good news and bad news. The bad news is that this means that I will have a hard time finding anything where I can write something shocking or even witty(!), the good news is however, that the most interesting news of the week is that there has been major scandals on this blog, including me I must admit. (let me just clarify that I am not a Vampire, although I do frequent one occasionally (even though she's been ditching me recently hint hint) oh yeah gotta close another bracket).

So anyways, news this week. hmm, well here is whats been happening:

£53 million stolen, a couple million found, a couple people arrested and well we aren't been told anything interesting there. Except that Art was involved in the heist but managed to find enough money to pay the cops to keep him free. Noone yet knows where he did get that money from though. Stupid police...

Glitter boy being a paedophile, with a name like that, who didn't see it coming, lets face it. (no Art, there is no puns in there about cum and faces you perv)

Coca Cola, believe it or not, threatened (seriously) to remove their vending machines network from schools after the education secretary banned junk food from schools. The quote of the week for sure is coca cola claiming schools would suffer from the removal of such "a highly efficient country-wide beverage distribution system". Actually no wait, this must be the quote of the day, Coca-Cola's letter argued that many soft drinks provided "significant nutritional and functional benefits". waha, who you kidding.

A big story this week was also that Breast screening tests could lead to 10% of those checked, getting unnecessary treatment. This was obviously in Sweden, as Swedish researchers looked at over 42,000 women/breasts from 1976 to 1986. Thats just what happens when you leave Swedish people to build these machines. The women are so hot that they gotta build machines that make them come back again and again.

Well i'm tired of reading the news. I think i'll just stick to the Metro, much more entertaining. Or maybe i'll just make up some news. Or maybe I have already, oooh wouldn't you like to know... no? yeah didn't think so, was worth a try. Hey i'm really bored today, maybe I should've gone to lectures, you wouldn't have had to get bored reading what i'm writing... wait a minute, it's a choice, if you got all the way down here it means you're bored too! congratulations!

The random-friends community was today, once again, placed in a state of total shock. Pictures revealing leading CEO candidate Dr Art in a strip club seemingly under the influence of alcohol and drugs were found yesterday afternoon. The R-F investigation commitee has begun a full enquiry on the photos.

Art was unavailable for questioning by R-F officials, but it is hoped that there will be comments on his location by a member of his office later today.

It is clear that such behaviour is unnacceptable for a CEO, or indeed any member of such a brilliant community, it is therefore my responsability, as current CEO and as beloved member of R-F to declare Art's campaign void. (does that make sense?)

I want to also take this opportunity to thank you all again for your continued support. I know you love me, I love you too.

Jonathan, Beloved CEO

Ok thats it, i'm starting a current events section (or not section) so we can discuss, well hum current events.

So first off, UK Pay Gap problems... or not problems. In case you havent heard (and i'm assuming nobody has since most of the people visiting here aren't really interested in 'news') there is SHOCK in the UK since the "Women and Work Commission" (whatever that is) has found that women earn 17% less than men. Okay that does sound like it is a bit unfair (or very unfair) but lets face it, women are unreliable. Could get married one day, get pregnant a couple times, and there she goes taking your company's money away without doing a bit of work!

Mr Duncan states that "Unequal pay based on sex discrimination is completely and totally unacceptable in this day and age. We will do what it takes to stamp it out." Thats fair enough, but its not unequal pay based on sex discrimination, its based on the fact that you allow women to stop working and keep getting paid for taking care of their baby, and therefore businesses are losing out whilst they wouldn't if they had employed a man to begin with. It makes complete sense to me.

I don't understand why it isn't a woman's responsability if she gets pregnant. If she wants to have a baby, then its her problem, find your time to take care of it. I won't get time off work just cause I want to buy a baby lion and take care of it! (yeah yeah okay weird example, but hey this is entertainment)

Oh this is fun, its gonna start a major debate!

Anyone lose a camera whilst in London? Maybe this is yours:

http://www.chipichipi.info/foundacamera/

And here's a funny story about a chick finding her camera, but not quite getting it back:
http://lostcamera.blogspot.com/2006/02/camera-unlost-but-not-quite-found.html

Unfortunately, as some of you may already know, Penthouse yesterday published pictures of board member miss Amanda in what is to be the biggest controversy to hit Random-Friends blog. Miss Amanda appeared on the front page wearing a skimpy bikini, causing outrage throughout the community. On behalf of Random-Friends I would like to apologise to all the shareholders for this occurence. Let me assure you that this will not happen again, we have taken every precaution to make sure that any other pictures that our lascivious Amanda may want to take (and we hope she takes more) will not be linked to Random Friends. However, this means that Amanda has been banned from taking part in any further elections as well as being kicked of the board members.


On another note, I would like to make everyone aware that there has not been and will never be a sexual relationship between me and Simon, as neither of us is gay. I do however want to point out that homophobic behaviour is not tolerated on this blog! The people want a leader who can tolerate any race, any belief and any sexual preference. Having said that, this administration does support nude or sexy pictures, so fans, please send them in (with a phone number).

Thanks again for your continued support.

your beloved CEO Jonny

I would like the clarify that the CEO's position has not been filled. Amanda seems to think that style is what is needed to fill the position, however she fails to realise that sexy outfits and exaggerated cleavage will fail to impress the female members of the board, as well as the not-so-horny-and-stupid male members. I also fail to see how clothes can instil shareholder confidence.

We do however encourage her posting some pictures of herself in sexy outfits with exagerated cleavage, it will definately increase the hits on this blog.

As everyone knows, there is really no competition for the CEO position, as I am doing such a great job. There have been over 60 million psychic votes in my favour, and none for the other "so called" candidates.

I do not feel the need to 'finger point', since it is so very clear why the other two candidates aren't fit to lead you in this new year. Amanda, on the other hand, is taking a very hypocritical approach to this debate by continuously finger-pointing to such a detail, that even the colour of someones shirt is immediately criticised.

It seems clear to me that Amanda's candidature is not in the best interest of the community, her attempted "hostile takeover" is proof of her Hitlarian approach, and dictatorships have no place in this company.

I thank everyone for their continued support.

P.S what is a blog dot counter?


Jonny, CEO

A member of the commitee, Simon "Zombie" Greenway has decided to continue the motion proposed by one known as "Idiot". I would like to state once and for all, that there is no power struggle for the blog, the board members are completely satisfied with my work and they know that I can lead them to success and stardom!

It is clear that any words coming from the mouth of a Zombie cannot be of great importance, if at all of any significance, and words from the Idiots mouth are, as we have already seen, crap. The picture displays both the Zombie and the Idiot at a bar in Switzerland, The zombie is clearly holding down the Idiot, we still don't who the other person is pointing(?) a finger towards them. They are clearly both enjoying this weird gothic ritual, which is very worrying.

I apologise for any scares that may have occured to the shareholders and especially the groupies, I still love you all.
Jonathan, CEO